Deuce® Cosmetic Seconds for Half Price
All seconds still have our lifetime guarantee.
Put the postage into your cart first, then the Deuce(s) (same postage any number)
International Customers – Postage has become crazy expensive. You will probably be better off just buying a regular Deuce from a dealer near you.
Postage
Classic Deuce of Spades™ Cosmetic Seconds
$7.50 – 12.3 gram Deuce #1s, regularly $14.95 (as of late 2023)
Torn between the #1 and #2? How about one in the middle?
$7.50 – 14 to 15.1 gram Deuce #2s
$8 – 15.2 to 16.7 gram Deuce #2s, regularly $15.95 (as of late 2023)
$8.50 – 25 to 27.6 gram Deuce #3s, regularly $16.95(as of late 2023)
The DirtSaw Deuce® Cosmetic Seconds

Many have no logo. Tell me if that's no good for you.
DirtSaw Deuce #2 Cosmetic seconds - $10.50

DirtSaw Deuce #3 Cosmetic seconds - $12.50
International postage note: International mail now goes through an intermediary called "GlobalPost" which does not give timely tracking information. Tracking will say a package is sitting in one place for weeks when, in fact it is moving normally. Right now international shipments are taking about two weeks.
Here's the video explaining the design of the original Deuce of Spades:
And here's our How-to video about making the poofect poop hole. #3 users: watch the very very end…
